Day of the Banquet
[6th day of the 10th moon of the year, Year unknown]
(Having convinced the king that they would get a delicacy for his feast, Born, Syl, Lansy, Ard, Dee and Darg set off to plan a way to rescue Lans and the villagers taken by Myconids. Born and Syl followed Gim to the goblin camp, while Ard, Lansy, Dee (and Darg, unknowingly) search out the Myconid nest.)
Born and Syl follow Gim’s lead 
They walk swiftly and kinda funny 
On the path to the goblin’s colony 
Little did they know that chikichikikatchooki 
Would come a-bugging (he is a bug seriously that’s what I’m saying) 
On their way born was thinking 
Amazing thoughts of ancient history 
Surely He could win the goblin’s trust and more 
By impersonating their mighty god, Morot 
That was the plan and believe or not 
With a bit of bark, mushrooms and glowing pollen 
They took a shot and it all worked out in the end 
Syl and bug dressed as mushroom slaves with a godly Born at the helm 
Manage to Convince the goblin chief to raise an army 
And attach the Myconids with them 
They would attack at dawn and many would perish but that was okay 
Because they would soon replenish 
Reproduce and copulate, Born said ! 
Feed the weak to the strong he also said.. but that was weird… 
I case you lost track since last session 
The point of this Is to set up a diversion 
To save our friends trapped in some mushroom prison 
back to the village the gates are opened wide and the mayor’s life in jeopardy 
The women left behind and all the men were taken by the self-proclaimed king 
He thinks us adventurers are setting up a trap for him because he is Paranoid 
He is headed to the goblin camp to find a magic sword of his ancestry 
Born and Syl converse with Dal 
While they are gone The mayor’s daughter 
will make sure her daddy doesn’t die 
Chikichikikatchooki has a great plan to use tunnels in the ground not far 
Free the villagers from the king and who knows maybe get that sword 
Anyway we won’t let the king and his guards stop out war 
We want the goblins to still attack the Myconids at dawn 
Because we spent a whole session setting that up 
If he ruins it it would really be fucked up